Yossi is on the subway reading an Arab newspaper when his friend Mendel gets on the train.
"Yossi, why on earth are you reading an Arab paper?"
"When I read the Jewish papers, all I find is Jews under attack, synagogues under attack, Israel under attack.
"But when I read the Arab newspapers, what do I find?
"Jews control the media, Jews control the government, and Jews rule the world.
"Mendel, the news is much better!"