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Coming Out of the Red Closet: The New Confession

Updated: Oct 13

by Ram ben Ze'ev


Coming Out of the Red Closet: The New Confession
Coming Out of the Red Closet: The New Confession

In an era where people have become accustomed to rainbow flags, Pride parades, and heartwarming "coming out" stories, a new kind of revelation has started to pop up. But this time, it's not about who you love—it's about who you vote for. That's right, folks: people are starting to "come out" as Trump supporters. And like any good coming-out narrative, it’s filled with fear, liberation, and the occasional dramatic family dinner.


The Early Signs

Just like when you suspected your friend might be hiding something about their personal life—those subtle glances, the way they always wore fabulous clothes—there are clues with Trump supporters, too. Maybe they let out a little too much excitement during a discussion about tax cuts. Perhaps they suspiciously didn’t seem that upset when a Trump tweet went viral. Then there’s the way they sort of glowed when they talked about the economy under his administration. Deep down, you knew. You just didn’t want to be the one to ask.

"Are you… a Trump supporter?"


They pause. The air gets heavy. You feel the tension like you’re in the final act of a Hallmark movie. Then they lean in, look around, and whisper:


“Yes. Yes, I am.”


Breaking the News to Friends

Coming out is never easy. In the political world, admitting you support President Donald Trump is the new awkward family announcement that leaves everyone staring at their mashed potatoes. "Mom, Dad, I’ve been hiding this for a while. I need to tell you something…"

Cue the deep breath.


“I support Trump.”


Your liberal aunt drops her fork in disbelief. Your cousin chokes on their vegan roast. Your dad sighs and mutters something about the economy, but he's heard this kind of thing before, so it’s not that shocking.


But the friend group? Well, that’s a different matter. Trump supporters often tread carefully, introducing the idea slowly, like testing the water in a cold pool.


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“I’ve been thinking a lot about politics lately.”


“Oh really? Who’s inspiring you?”


At that moment, they’ve already decided. It’s time to do it. “Trump.”


The friend’s eyes widen. Suddenly, the energy shifts. It’s like the moment in the rom-com when one character says, “I think we should just be friends.”


Some friends, however, accept it with grace—like that cool aunt who immediately hugs her gay nephew at Thanksgiving. “Hey, if you like Trump, I respect your choice. You’re still you.” It’s heartwarming, really.


The Double Life

Before they’re out, many Trump supporters live a secret double life, like Clark Kent, but with "Make America Great Again" hats stashed in the closet instead of a cape. They mingle at social events, nodding politely during anti-Trump rants while suppressing the urge to defend the guy. It’s exhausting.


"I was living a lie," says one anonymous supporter. "Every time my friends complained about Trump, I just smiled and nodded, pretending I wasn’t dying inside. My MAGA hat? Hidden in my sock drawer, next to my secret stash of red ties."


These supporters get good at deflecting, too. They’ll say things like, “Yeah, both parties have problems,” or “Politics is such a mess right now.” It’s vague enough to fly under the radar but neutral enough not to raise suspicion.


Coming Out Proud

But eventually, the time comes. Just like anyone stepping into their true self, some Trump supporters embrace their political identity with pride. They slap that bumper sticker on their car. They proudly wear their red hats. They even start sharing pro-Trump memes on Twitter/X—no more coded neutrality. These are the folks who walk into political discussions like they’re sashaying down a runway, unapologetically glowing with their newfound freedom.

“Yep, I support Trump, and I’m not ashamed. The economy! The immigration policies! The tweets! It’s all part of the package, baby.”


For some, the act of "coming out" as a Trump supporter is met with rejection. Old friendships fizzle, and Twitter/X blocklists grow longer. But others? Well, they find their tribe. Trump rallies become the new Pride Parades—loud, colorful, and filled with people unapologetically being themselves.


The Final Frontier: Acceptance

Coming out as a Trump supporter might not come with rainbow flags or “You’re So Brave” cards (at least not yet), but in today’s climate, it’s still a bold move. Sure, there’s judgment from the outside, but for those who are living their truth, the freedom is exhilarating.

And who knows? Maybe one day, society will catch up. Just like how “love is love,” maybe the mantra will become, “A vote is a vote.” Until then, those who come out as Trump supporters will continue to walk the tricky line between liberation and controversy, proudly wearing their red caps like a badge of honor—or a really controversial rainbow pin.

Because at the end of the day, everyone deserves the right to live—and vote—freely.


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